Tuesday, December 1, 2009

I don't like your stew

Dear Wife,

I understand family. I understand tradition. I understand that your late great grandmother is near and dear to you and I understand that there is nothing in this lifetime that will tarnish your memories of her. That being said, the Beef Stew recipe she bestowed upon you on her deathbed is awful. It tastes bad. I hate it. God bless her resting soul in heaven, but that Beef Stew is something that should have been buried with her.

Cordially,

Your Husband

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