Monday, December 7, 2009

Just this Once

Dear Husband,

Asking me if you could "just stick it in, just one time" didnt work while we were dating, and it definitely does not work now, after years of marriage. That statement is not considered foreplay, and it is not a turn on. Please find another line.

Sincerely,
Not wet enough to bother.

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