Lets compare transcripts

Dear Husband,

If you want to put on your resume that you graduated valedictorian from high school, I don’t care. If you want to brag to your coworkers about your exploits as star of the basketball team, that’s OK too. But don’t try to correct my grammar or help me balance the checkbook. I went to high school with you – and I know I am much, much smarter than you.

Love,

I know you sat on the bench and barely graduated