Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Only 4 Senses Left

Dear Husband,

I am nearly deaf, and you scared our dog half to death. Stop leaving the TV volume on 98 when you go to bed at night. I know that MadDog TV or whatever shit you watch at night is broadcast very quietly. I get it. But for the love of God the last thing I want to hear in the morning when I’m beginning to wake up is my favorite morning show broadcast at rock-concert volume.

Love,

Deaf at 40

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