Dear Wife,
They don’t feature microwaves on cooking shows. My mother never owned a microwave. Fine restaurants don’t have microwaves. Because not everything can be cooked in a microwave. I’m sure your friends are impressed that you have shaved a good 25 minutes off the prep time for your best recipes – but damnit we might as well just order pizza if you are going to continue to serve your ‘4-minute steak surprise’.
Love,
At Least I’m Losing Weight
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
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Don't complain of you're losing weight. People will pay a lot for that good fortune.
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