Dear Wife,
We have sex once a week. Thanks for throwing me that "bone". However, considering that we only do it once a week, I would really appreciate it if you didnt tell me to "just hurry up" or "lets not make this into a big production" I would also appreciate it if maybe you got on top once in a while, or at the very least, remove your underwear completely instead of just taking the one leg out. I also dont understand why - after you have told me to hurry up, you then complain about the 90 seconds it took to do the deed. If you put out a little more often, it might actually last a little longer.
Love,
Minuteman husband
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