Smells like Crap

Dear Wife,

Who are we trying to fool here? I know that women poop – that bubble was burst long ago. So when you feel the urge, you don’t need to make up some elaborate excuse about how you need to paint your nails in the bathroom where the lighting is better. Don’t tell me that you checking to see if the shampoo’s are getting empty. When you are gone for 10 minutes right after dinner – I know what you’re doing, and I’m OK with that – just stop with the song-and-dance.

Best,

Stop lying- light a candle