I'm repulsed by your mother

Dear Wife,

If your folks aren’t having marital issues, I’m pretty sure they are now. Remember last 4th of July when we took the family up to your family’s cabin on the lake? Yeah, well your mother, well her hugs are getting… friendlier. The Day 1 – glad to see you hug is fine – heck it is supposed to be a long hug – but every day goodmorning and goodnight hugs? When we are both still in robes?

Love,

No Thanks, Mrs. Robinson