Tabloids are making us poor

Dear Wife,

You know those literary gems, featuring the latest gossip about which former member of a terrible 90’s show is sleeping with which American Idol contestant, that you buy at the grocery store checkout every week for $4.99? They’ll actually have a service where they will bring you that trash, right to our house, for something like $20 for the whole year! I realize that eating Top Ramen and sleeping on an old mattress that used to belong to my late Great Grandmother might be OK with you, but for me, I’d kind of like for you NOT to waste hundreds of dollars a year.

Love,

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