No More Ashtrays

Dear Wife,

Doesn’t the local community center have free art classes? Because the local arts center that kindly takes your $3,000 per semester, is honestly not worth it. Yes, there is such a thing as having too many interpretive vases. Yes, it embarrasses me to have what appears to be framed fingerpaintings hanging in our house, when we do not have any kids. In life, you are a gem. With art, you are a lost cause.

Love,

I really do love everything else about you