Thursday, December 3, 2009

You're a Drug Dealer

Dear Wife,

You've planted marijuana in our backyard. I'm not sure what you were thinking when you bought 'special' ferns from the guy outside of The Home Depot, but I am sure that we are now breaking Federal, State, and Local laws. Additionally, I think we both now know why our landscaping guy has been offering to come by the house 3x per week and isn't charging us for the extra visits.

Love,
Your Husband

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