Tuesday, February 2, 2010

So Romantic!

Husband: Wanna get freaky?
Wife: I'll give you a handy if I can just put my hand out and you do the movements.
Husband: Can I get a blowjob?
Wife: No, my nose is stuffy, I'll give you one later.
Husband: (singing) Gonna make love to your face when your nostrils are clear.

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