We are not in middle school

Dear Wife,

Honestly, who keeps track of that crap? We have been happily married for over a decade now. I think we can kick the 1/2 year anniversary celebrations. 14 years of marriage? Impressive. 14.5 years of marriage? Lets get real. You know I am terrible with dates, so why go through this every 12 months - I'm not going to remember our half-anniversary, you aren't going to get a card or gift, and you are going to be sad. Lets tone down the marriage celebrations to once a year.

Love,

I cannot think of anymore good gift ideas